also smh at anyone who thinks Chrom would be disappointed/upset at not getting into smash bros. you know he would be the most embarrassingly enthusiastic dad about Lucina
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"
This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.
all hail the S H O U L D E R S W O R D C A N N O N