i was flying to thunder bluff for some reason and i realized i didnt have the map all the way explored when i flew over what i’d like to call “acorn hell” since thats what first came to mind when i saw it
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
borjesunchaser's norn girls + landscapes
i had a lot of fun with these!! i hope tumblr likes them;;
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and memories of when you were the supreme sibling
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
One of the saddest and most hilarious things is when a customers says “Oh yeah, I can tell your pussy is tight.”
Because no you can’t. You are looking at my vulva. You have no idea what’s going on inside. No idea. I could have a handful of dice rolling around in there. I could have an alphabetically sorted deck of baseball cards in there. I could have 8 jumbo tampons stuffed inside me, side-by-side, and you’d never fucking know. You can’t see shit and you definitely can’t predict vaginal tightness by the way the vulva looks. I’m sorry the American school system has failed you to tragically.
do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you
no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio